Be a Tiger

Sally and Eric were in their hotel room on their wedding night, preparing to consummate their marriage. Sally says, "I have one thing to tell you before we get in bed-I've had sex with one other man before I met you."
Eric thinks a minute and says, "That's no big deal. Who was it?"
"Tiger Woods."

Sally and Eric jump into bed and have a good session. Afterwards, Eric gets out of bed and begins to put on his underwear."What are you doing?" asks Sally. "I thought I'd get dressed and get some coffee."Sally says, "Tiger wouldn't have done that." "No?" says Eric, "What would Tiger have done?" "He'd have climbed back in bed with me and done it again." "All right!" says Eric, "let's go." They have another pretty good session, a little longer this time.

Wearily, Eric gets to his feet and begins to put on his underwear. "What are you doing?" asks Sally. "I thought I'd dress and get some coffee." Sally says, "Tiger wouldn't have done that." "No?" says Eric, "What would Tiger have done?" "He'd have climbed back in bed with me and done it again." Eric climbs back into bed, and this time a virtual marathon takes place.

Afterward, he slinks out of bed, braces himself against the bedpost and tries to get a leg in his underwear."What are you doing?" asks Sally. "I'm gonna get dressed and have some coffee." Sally says, "Tiger wouldn't have done that." "No?" says Eric, "What would Tiger have done now?" "He'd have climbed back in bed with me and done it again."

Eric plods to the nightstand and picks up the phone.
"Who are you calling?" Sally asks.
"Tiger Woods. I want to find out what the par is on this goddamn hole!"