Welcome to Hyderabad
Thees is just for the Indians who can manage to understand Hyderabadi..Damn phunny..
In Hyderabad we have our own little Johnny. His name is Chotu. His father is ambitious to educate Chotu. Chotu goes to school located in BegumBazar. Its principal is educated in Urdu high school and claims that he passed tenth class! There is a school inspection the next day and the converstaion is as follows:
Teacher: Kal inispector ayenga.Kochanna puchenga. Sab acha padkar ana.
Chotu: Iski maaki. Kyon to bhi ara inispector? Kya kochana puchta?
Teacher: Abey tou kal school ana hin ney. Tu tera moo khola tou gaali ati.Teroku main absent nahin daalata.
So our Chotu is excited, goes home and tells his father that he is not going to school the next day.
Father: Yeh kya ischool hain yaan paan dibba? Gaand maartoon sale agar tou ischool nahin gaya tou.
Chotu: Baba, meri teacher nei boli nakko aou bolke.
Father: Usku akahal nayye. Begam suno. Chotu ischool nahin jayenga kate kal. Agar ino ischool nahin gaya tou kaisa padenga? Isko tou ischool janahin hain. Chotu, agar tu kal ischool nahin gayana, teri haatha pairaan thod deta hoon.
So Chotu cries and finally agrees to go to school.Next day in school:
Teacher: Arey teri maaki. Nakko aou bolen tou kyoon aya?
Chotu: Meri baba gaand phoodtu bolen ischool nahin aya tou.
Teachr: Uffo? Teri baba boolein? Teek hain. Last bench pe baitna our inispector aya to jarra chup jaana. Dikhna nai. Kuch bhi gadbad karengana meri noukri jayengi.
So Chotu goes to sit in the last bench and hiding behind a tall guy. Inspector comes for the visit.
Inspector: Addab.
Teacher: Addab saab. Bachen acha padreen saab. Kochana pucha answeraan yuun bolte.
Inspector: Bachoon batou. Hamari body mein bahut si najook cheez kyan hain?
Teacher: Arey imtiyaz tu bata.
Imtiyaz: Saab, Khaleja saab.
Inspector: Woh kyun?
Imtiyaz: Saab, khaleja hota tou sab kuch hota. Agar woh gaya na,kuch bhi nahin hota saab.
Inspector: Bahut acha. Our koyi?
Teacher: Arey Akram, tu bata.
Akram: Saab brain saab. Brain ko khuch bhi hua to kuch yaad nahin rahata saab. Our taste bhi naram rahata saab.
In this mean time Chotu is trying very hard to hide but Inspector sees him. He thinks Chotu is hiding because he doesnot know the answer.
Inspector: Woh laast bench pein jhuk ke baitaan na usaka naam kya hain?
Teacher: Chh chh otu.
Inspector: Chotu betein tu bata answer kyan hain?
Chotu: Saab main bola tou teacher marengi saab.
Teacher: Aisa kuch nahin saab. Abey Chotu maloom hain tou bolna.
Chotu: Saab answer Gaand hain saab.
Inspector/Teacher: Abey kyaan to bhi bolra?
Chotu: How saab. Waahan pe delhi mein baamb phat thi. Yeahan hydrabad mein apna gaand phat thi. Wahaan new city mein gadbadaan shuru hotein. Yahaan old city mein bhi apna gaand phat thi gadbada yehaan
phailta bolkein. Uttaa kyoon saab, mein yeah answer bolra na, meri teacher ki gaand phatri!
In Hyderabad we have our own little Johnny. His name is Chotu. His father is ambitious to educate Chotu. Chotu goes to school located in BegumBazar. Its principal is educated in Urdu high school and claims that he passed tenth class! There is a school inspection the next day and the converstaion is as follows:
Teacher: Kal inispector ayenga.Kochanna puchenga. Sab acha padkar ana.
Chotu: Iski maaki. Kyon to bhi ara inispector? Kya kochana puchta?
Teacher: Abey tou kal school ana hin ney. Tu tera moo khola tou gaali ati.Teroku main absent nahin daalata.
So our Chotu is excited, goes home and tells his father that he is not going to school the next day.
Father: Yeh kya ischool hain yaan paan dibba? Gaand maartoon sale agar tou ischool nahin gaya tou.
Chotu: Baba, meri teacher nei boli nakko aou bolke.
Father: Usku akahal nayye. Begam suno. Chotu ischool nahin jayenga kate kal. Agar ino ischool nahin gaya tou kaisa padenga? Isko tou ischool janahin hain. Chotu, agar tu kal ischool nahin gayana, teri haatha pairaan thod deta hoon.
So Chotu cries and finally agrees to go to school.Next day in school:
Teacher: Arey teri maaki. Nakko aou bolen tou kyoon aya?
Chotu: Meri baba gaand phoodtu bolen ischool nahin aya tou.
Teachr: Uffo? Teri baba boolein? Teek hain. Last bench pe baitna our inispector aya to jarra chup jaana. Dikhna nai. Kuch bhi gadbad karengana meri noukri jayengi.
So Chotu goes to sit in the last bench and hiding behind a tall guy. Inspector comes for the visit.
Inspector: Addab.
Teacher: Addab saab. Bachen acha padreen saab. Kochana pucha answeraan yuun bolte.
Inspector: Bachoon batou. Hamari body mein bahut si najook cheez kyan hain?
Teacher: Arey imtiyaz tu bata.
Imtiyaz: Saab, Khaleja saab.
Inspector: Woh kyun?
Imtiyaz: Saab, khaleja hota tou sab kuch hota. Agar woh gaya na,kuch bhi nahin hota saab.
Inspector: Bahut acha. Our koyi?
Teacher: Arey Akram, tu bata.
Akram: Saab brain saab. Brain ko khuch bhi hua to kuch yaad nahin rahata saab. Our taste bhi naram rahata saab.
In this mean time Chotu is trying very hard to hide but Inspector sees him. He thinks Chotu is hiding because he doesnot know the answer.
Inspector: Woh laast bench pein jhuk ke baitaan na usaka naam kya hain?
Teacher: Chh chh otu.
Inspector: Chotu betein tu bata answer kyan hain?
Chotu: Saab main bola tou teacher marengi saab.
Teacher: Aisa kuch nahin saab. Abey Chotu maloom hain tou bolna.
Chotu: Saab answer Gaand hain saab.
Inspector/Teacher: Abey kyaan to bhi bolra?
Chotu: How saab. Waahan pe delhi mein baamb phat thi. Yeahan hydrabad mein apna gaand phat thi. Wahaan new city mein gadbadaan shuru hotein. Yahaan old city mein bhi apna gaand phat thi gadbada yehaan
phailta bolkein. Uttaa kyoon saab, mein yeah answer bolra na, meri teacher ki gaand phatri!
posted by White Magpie at 6:33 AM
3 Comments:
LOL!!
Now you've made me all nostalgic about Hyderabad, specially the old city!
:D I wish I could hear it..Love the lingo..
oh i lived in hyd for 3 months..
and amazing creativity..little jonny in hyderabadi !! :)
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