Wedlock humor
Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala at the wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead !
• Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead !
• Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
(That was hilarious)
• There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it
• Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
• A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
• Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes.
• Why dogs don't marry?
Because they are already leading a dog's life!
• Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
• Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
• Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(love), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage), what u njoy is not permanent(girlfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife)
• What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & a system to make sure that those 3 women never meet
each other!
• Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."
Kanta : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!"
• There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it
• Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
• A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
• Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes.
• Why dogs don't marry?
Because they are already leading a dog's life!
• Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
• Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
• Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(love), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage), what u njoy is not permanent(girlfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife)
• What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & a system to make sure that those 3 women never meet
each other!
• Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."
Kanta : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!"
posted by White Magpie at 6:12 AM
4 Comments:
:D Read most of these before elsewhere, but well worth laughing again! Thx.
(Shoot: my 3 previous posts are humor of mine...so they have much word play... people liked...would take up too much room to email you-Lightbulb goes off>> Ahh, guess you'll need to order the book when it comes out!!)
Old ones but totally worth revisiting!! Especially love this one
"Why dogs don't marry?
Because they are already leading a dog's life!" :-)
he he he he simply hilarious , good ones
lol! I never knew such humor blogs are also existing in this world!
Amazin ,buddy.
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